Smelly Owen

Owen is a smelly cheese boy who stays inside all day gaming. He does not like women but he is very smart and intelligent. He is so smart he can't count to 100 i think he is very smart. I don't know if i can count to 100 yet because im not smart i think.

Oh my gosh it is Smelly Owen, he can count to 100 and hates women! I am the same I think they are dumb.

by TsKuu July 27, 2020

Dirty Owen

When you slap someone's ass so hard the sound explodes the moon

guy 1: I haven't seen a full moon in a while
guy 2: probably because I pulled a dirty Owen on some guy walking down the street

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Dance to your own music

When you just have not a care what people think, and dance to the music in your head and be crazy!

You should dance to your own music. Like my friends and I did.

by Mattcat13 March 6, 2009

can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

by geelbooyair December 15, 2012

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

The Oregon Owatu

When you bust a nut in your girls ass scoop it out and put it on a hot dog and eat it

are you hungry?
Me and Sam did The Oregon Owatu so i’m not really hungry right now.

by CummyInMyTummyIsYummy May 5, 2019

Do you own research

The phrase people, that have no clue what they talk about use when you ask them to clarify their opinion.

don't be a sheep. Do you own research!

by tofab123 February 19, 2021