Noob question

A question about something that is well-known for everyone or about something that is very simple.

noob: how to post something on a forum??????????///
somebody: fffffffffffff noob question...

by Zupoman August 24, 2012

nooreldin

A lovely person who will never harm you; would never let something bad happen to you; and will love you with all their heart. Someone who will always be part of your family.

No One should ever hurt Nooreldin...

by Wolf in the fire September 10, 2016

Noobshant

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.

Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016

Noomer

Haha you don't know what a noomer is, tut tut tut, what a noomer

Paul: What's a noomer?

James: Haha ur a noomer.

by NoInternet October 14, 2019

NOOOOOOOO

This place has gone to shit!!

Me no like!! :’(

NOOOOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

Noodlegobbler

A white woman that only likes Asian men

Guy 1: why do you only chase Asian men

Girl 1: sorry I’m just a noodlegobbler

by Iconic.Black.Guy October 28, 2022

Self-Nooner

Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.

The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!

by Mr. Winter February 2, 2007