Mexican tin foot 

Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.

Dude, I'm gonna have to work 14 hours today, I'll probably end up with Mexican tin foot.

Mexican tin foot by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

mexican air-conditioner 

To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.

It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!

mexican air-conditioner by Eupherism September 25, 2010

mexican painter 

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

mexican painter by poode dude November 7, 2010

Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

Mexican Bullseye by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Mexican Bait 

Any item such as an old chair, table, desk ect from your basement that you dont want anymore and are too lazy to take to the salvation army so you place the item in broad daylight at the end of your driveway for some Mexican landscaper or salvager to take. In a few hours low and behold your shits gone because some mexican took it. this is a quick and easy way to get ride of shit that you don't want before garbage day.

Guy 1: "hey man you want this desk from my basement?"
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it"
Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday"
Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it."
Guy 1: "alright lets try it."

30 min later

Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait.

Mexican Bait by foodchain December 1, 2011

Mexican Subway 

The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)

Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."

Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."

Mexican Subway by PLZSTFU September 30, 2011

mexican ripcord 

a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.

"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"

mexican ripcord by the super bukkake December 31, 2011