Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

Transcendental Mathematics

A theoretical branch of mathematics that deals with concepts, dimensions, and logical frameworks so abstract they transcend not only human intuition but potentially the physical reality of our universe. It’s math that describes the scaffolding of multiverses, the formal logic of consciousness, or the geometric rules of higher spatial dimensions. This isn't just harder calculus; it's the search for the fundamental "code" of reality itself, which may be inherently ungraspable by our biologically-evolved, three-dimensional brains.

*Example: Attempts to formulate a mathematical framework for a Type IV Multiverse (encompassing all possible mathematical structures), or to develop a formal theory of qualia (subjective experience), would be ventures into Transcendental Mathematics. It's the math that might underpin the simulation hypothesis or describe the geometry of a 11-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold in string theory.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.

According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.

by Chain Furious April 4, 2025

30 Mathematicians

Wow! Excellent job!

Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Marcie Mathieu

Marcie Mathieu is the sexiest more beautiful woman in this whole wide world. She also happens to be the most loving and sweetest little angel.

Everyone needs to find their own Marcie Mathieu! She’s a blessing

by Helly L November 18, 2025

to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

by khursheh December 6, 2016

Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

by anonymous October 19, 2020