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Mathew

Mathew. He is kind of a huge ass nerd. But he is the most kind-hearted boi you will ever meet. He is also an innocent little bean. in fact, his head be shaped like a garbanzo bean. But, he has a has the booty, and that makes him good. He is aslo very funny. He knows a little bit about everything. We love him>
Mathew is love.
by ImBabie1 September 12, 2019
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Matthew

The most handsome man ever. He is the most amazing guy in the world and no one could replace him. He is kind and tries to be nice got everyone. He has good taste in music. And his girlfriend is in love with him
Girl one:damn did u see Matthew.
Boy: I'm straight and he is fine
by theswagger June 29, 2015
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Matthew

A fun caring guy that will treat a girl like she's The only one for him in the whole existence of the world
by Lmxbidestoryer May 25, 2017
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Matthew Carr

A hit Star in Japan For Many of His horror Movies. He usually is playing as a ginger who plays as a gamer who stumbles into the game and fights monsters.
will-Hey look it Matthew Carr!

Nash- OMGG!!!!!!!!!!
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Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!
by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011
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Matthew Thacker

Matthew Thacker is a strange person. Usually followed up with something that rhymes.
Matthew Thacker Panty Snatcher!
Matthew Thacker Runescape Hacker!
by NomsNomsNomsGEO! October 21, 2011
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matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
by St.damien February 21, 2014
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