by xhenersx January 6, 2013
Get the Mathemagical mug.A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
by MCD December 16, 2013
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Get the materwelon mug.Matreps are gangsters of the Malay race. They are normally identified by their distinctive Malay accent, darker skin colour, bad English, strong cigarette smell and sleeve tattoos.
They like to hang out in groups and will start a fight with anyone. They are normally in an unstable relationship with a minah.
Their favourite mode of transport are E-Scooters that are illegally modified to make them feel like the king of the road.
Since they are lowly educated with terrible academic results, they rely on their E-Scooters to do food delivery for a living. Luckier Matreps will manage to secure a job delivering parcels using a modded Toyota Hiace, which they can blast their favourite DJ mixes.
When they get their driving license, their choice of vehicles to purchase on full loan are cheap and/or over 10 years old. Their top picks are: Yamaha Sniper, Yamaha Aerox (Motorcycles), Mitsubishi Lancer, Honda Civic, Volkswagen Golf and Volkswagen Scirocco (Cars). Like their E-Scooters, they will illegally modify their vehicle to make the loudest, obnoxious sounding noises that a vehicle can make. They like the attention from shocked by-standers as they speed past them recklessly.
They like to hang out in groups and will start a fight with anyone. They are normally in an unstable relationship with a minah.
Their favourite mode of transport are E-Scooters that are illegally modified to make them feel like the king of the road.
Since they are lowly educated with terrible academic results, they rely on their E-Scooters to do food delivery for a living. Luckier Matreps will manage to secure a job delivering parcels using a modded Toyota Hiace, which they can blast their favourite DJ mixes.
When they get their driving license, their choice of vehicles to purchase on full loan are cheap and/or over 10 years old. Their top picks are: Yamaha Sniper, Yamaha Aerox (Motorcycles), Mitsubishi Lancer, Honda Civic, Volkswagen Golf and Volkswagen Scirocco (Cars). Like their E-Scooters, they will illegally modify their vehicle to make the loudest, obnoxious sounding noises that a vehicle can make. They like the attention from shocked by-standers as they speed past them recklessly.
“If you see a group of Matreps hanging out at night, back away slowly!”
“Why does a matrep have so many children with a minah even though he cannot afford to raise them?”
“Why does a matrep have so many children with a minah even though he cannot afford to raise them?”
by WeirdPsycho October 26, 2022
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by Laktaysha October 18, 2003
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Person 1: Hey did you watch 90210 last night?
Person 2: No i was studying did i miss anything important?
Person 1: Only Matt Lanter taking off his shirt.
Person 2: No i was studying did i miss anything important?
Person 1: Only Matt Lanter taking off his shirt.
by ilovemattlanter May 19, 2009
Get the Matt Lanter mug.Matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together...ie getting totally fucked hahaha
by Nikko And Sam July 19, 2003
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