Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel

KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel

by Jasmine____<3 November 17, 2007

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

by The Nunnery November 19, 2009

i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

by mamadou September 03, 2015

ur mum mega big gey

theres no coming back from that

Ur mum gey
no u
Ur mum mega big gey
*dies*

by SexyAshienBoi March 07, 2018

Harry’s mums big tits

Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them

Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits

by I don’t like the black January 06, 2021

Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 01, 2020

Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.

Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy

by Swear on your mums life December 27, 2018