Ur ancestor a molester

An insult that has never seen before. This insult over stands any insults thrown at you in mankind, even in the known universe.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: no u
1: well your grandpap a trap
2: ur ancestor a molester
1: "explodes into dust, immediately in hell"

by Linkusdinkus March 15, 2018

Molar

A half-bowl of ground up marijuana mixed with pipe tobacco and inserted into the bowl of a bong. The prospective stonee will snap the bowl, pushing it down with his finger and alternating between hard and soft hitting until the everything is smoked and the ash is all sucked into the water, at which point he will clear the bong. The tobacco will give on the spins upon clearing the chamber, and hitting the weed in this manner gets you very fucked up.

Stoner 1: Holy shit bro, that fourth snap just kicked my ass, I'm not even sure if I can still walk.
Stoner 2: I know man, my head's still spinnin' from that last molar.

by Robert James Hancock July 16, 2006

Mollie

A beautiful human inside and out. Always cheers you up and strives to keep you safe. Would make anyone proud to make her a wife someday. Also usually dresses coconuts, and loves jessie j more than counting underwear.

That coconuts wearing a hat, thats so Mollie!

by littlelegs23 November 21, 2012

mollywhopped

When you want to fight someone,, or describe what you are going to do to them in the fight.

That beezy was talking mess, she is going to get mollywhopped.

by MilesInferno April 8, 2008

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

Pop mollys

Putting molly; the pure form of ecstasy; in a pill and taking it.

Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.

Young Yuppie: I'm gonna pop mollys and go to a Dubstep concert tonight!

Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?

by DarthXanax June 10, 2013

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003