A parasite that leaches off people and calls them friends. Usually lives in their houses rent free. Normally a man with a weak torso, glasses and patchy beard. A guy that makes lame jokes, pretends to be funny but contributes nothing to a community.
Royce: 'My wife hates him but Mike is my best friend!'
Thomas: 'Don't get fooled by that guy Mersh, he thinks everyone is a Sperg he can abuse.'
Thomas: 'Don't get fooled by that guy Mersh, he thinks everyone is a Sperg he can abuse.'
by Porsalin August 19, 2019
Get the Mersh mug.Mera is such a beautiful girl. Usually a dark-haired beauty. She lights up the room, and everyone wants to be her friend. She can be sweet but if you cross her or her friends she will come after you. A very caring person, who will be there for you always. She will be your best friend and always cheer you up when you are down. She can be a little sensitive at times but makes up for it for her amazing personality.
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Get the Mera mug.A term used to refer to the Murchison Road area in the city of Fayetteville, NC. The term was coined during the late 80's by locals to describe what had happen to some one who had visited that area and had been killed. It is believed that the name Murchison was shortened to Murch and then adapted to the spelling Merk.
by Eccles Park Soulja November 28, 2007
Get the Merk/Murch mug.Mercedes - an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. Mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. She'll patiently listen to you bitch forever, try to reassure you and make you laugh.
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.
Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more
Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.
Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more
Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist
You know Sheila's kitten got run over by a truck? She was just so devastated till Jenny came over and pulled a Mercedes on her.
by you know damn well who i am February 14, 2009
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Get the merp mug.an afghan female who's name starts with the letter M, and ends with the letter M, specifically, specified as a nocturnal freak that will only come out at night, with X-energy in hand.
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