Mattias

Mattias has the most massive cake in the world, such a handsome boy

Girl 1: Hey look, it's Mattias, he's such a cutie
Boy 1: you cant have him, he's mine!

by Hehehehehrhrhehehrheheh January 13, 2026

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit

. A very handsome mixed male.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

a mattia vibe

a mattia vibe is a cold november-december 2019 morning when ‘no idea’ by don toliver was trending and he would pop up on people’s fyp. And life had a meaning

person number 1: wow! are y’all having déjà vu rn or is it just me??
person number 2: no dawg, you’re just experiencing a mattia vibe!!

wowww totally cellular dawggg

by polibihoe ong br0 February 7, 2021

Trenton & Mattie

Trenton has the biggest heart and is very loyal and loving to the person important to him. Mattie can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. Together Mattie and Trenton are the cutest couples in the galaxies, they shine brighter than the sun, their love makes others happy. AND THEY'RE BOTH HELLA CUTE.

Bob: Have you seen Trenton & Mattie? arent they the cutest??
Moo: yes and yes.

by moomooooo23 April 18, 2021

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021