Off the grid masturbation

Solo masturbation that occurs without use of the internet, computers/devices, or television. Such as with magazines, imagination, memories, paper photos etc.

I engaged in some off the grid masturbation when the power went out.

by IW64 April 18, 2019

lunchtime double-masking

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.

Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

PC Master Race

Gamers who invest time and money into their personal computer and use it as their main gaming platform with the graphic settings cranked up to maximum. Unlike the dirty console peasants, members of the glorious PC gaming master race have the freedom to upgrade their hardware, overclock, modify their game files, and play games at a level of quality unobtainable on consoles.

While anyone can go out and buy a powerful gaming computer which comes pre-assembled, many purists will argue that the money saved and experience gained from building a computer yourself is what actually makes someone a member of the PC master race.

Ryan: Did you hear Dave just built a $2,000 gaming computer?
Jeff: Yeah, he threw away his Xbox and has been playing Spreadsheet Simulator 3 for a week straight.
Ryan: He has truly become a member of the PC master race.

by no gaems June 6, 2013

MASS-HOLES

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

by jpg3 July 9, 2011

Mastodon

The new kings of the heavy metal world. They are a prog-sludge metal fusion, with their earlier releases leaning towards sludge metal and their later releases leaning towards a prog-sludge fusion.

Their 2004 albumn Leviathan is a classic record and their 2006 albumn Blood Mountain launched them into the mainstream. They have a new albumn, Crack the Skye, coming out Spring 2009.

All of their albums center around a different element and story 9with the exception of Remission, which loosely focuses on fire). Remission is fire, Leviathan is water, Blood Mountain is earth, and Crack the Skye focuses on aether.

Remission (2002)
Leviathan (2004)
Blood Mountain (2006)
Crack the Skye (2009)

Mastodon are the new kings of the heavy metal world.

by fgrdh45trgfdgrfrrrt5y5647uh February 2, 2009

object-oriented masturbation

the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;
}

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;
}

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;
}

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;
}

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;
}

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);
}

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);

by a304681 March 7, 2010

Vag Master

It is written that King Tony Svahn of Vagalot be'ith the only Vag Master to walk the earth. He slay vag that stands before him and lets no one stand in his way. All Hail King Tony of Vagalot.

King Tony is the Vag Master that slay'th my girlfriend.

by Dancingcuban1 February 8, 2010