Maplestory

Steaming pile of shit. Highly addictive. More so than heroine. It's literally torture. Unfortunately, all the "players" they talk of in their ad's are just depressed children (and some creepy ass adults) who can't get off the drug...

Depressed Kid- "Dad, go to the store and buy me some Nexon cash!"

Dad- "Well son, I've already spend 500 dollars on Nexon cash for you this month. Can't you go without it for a little while?

Depressed Kid- "Dad shut the fuck up or I'll beat your ass again! Now go to the store!"

Dad- "Son, it's just that...well...you seem to have been acting differently since you've been playing that game. You're locked in your room all day. You don't even use the bathroom anymore, you just have a bucket which you empty out the window onto our neighbors car. The family misses you at the dinner table...please...I want my son back....what have you done Maplestory?!?!"

Depressed Kid- "Ok bitch, I fucking warned you" *beats Dad's ass and steals credit card* "Haha now I can have all the Nexon Cash I ever need...God I hate my life..."

by triplexgrandma July 5, 2011

male cum

The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.

"I shot my male cum into her"
"Into whom"
" My sexdoll" *proceeds to cry*

by NuclearVictim April 28, 2021

Beta Male

Someone who is unable to assert dominance and is generally pathetic and not attractive.

OMG, look at Space. He has so much potential but hes such a beta male.

by bronlemesja June 2, 2020

male insanity syndrome

The belief that there is a more compatible or desirable woman than one's present girlfriend. The ensuing uncertainty often leads to the eventual demise of the relationship. Taken from the movie, The Tao of Steve.

Male insanity syndrome?

"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."

by jay kizzel March 4, 2006

Male manipulator music

Mainly deftones, radiohead and the smiths songs

-My girlfriend said that i listen to male Male manipulator music
-were you listening to radiohead yesterday or what
-if i listened to radiohead, i wouldn't have a girlfriend

by Sexitoes April 21, 2022

anti-male

A genre of television show that picked up steam within the last decade. In this genre, the leaders and/or principal parts that require someone to be strong-willed and concientious are played by women. All men in the show are flawed either morally, physically, or mentally and are always a step below and behind their female counterparts.

Xena: Warrior Princess
Battlestar Galactica 2k4
Alias
Birds of Prey
Almost all David E. Kelley shows.

by R. Kemp April 2, 2005

Maleakage

n. An unpleasant situation comprised of two components; 1.)
A colleague has shit their pants to a noticable degree (verified
through sight and smell) and 2.) the colleague continues their day as though nothing has happened

Tommy had some serious maleakage yesterday... he just wouldn't admit to sharting himself even after we saw the stain

by guywhoworkstoomuch August 31, 2010