Jeisel

V.-to be a senior male and hit on freshman girls, or boys.

"did you see him jeisel that chick?"
"yeah dude.. what a jeiseler, hes sick she has teh herpez"

by sleeves May 13, 2008

jewish stomach

you know, when you start eating like a lot of popcorn or pickles or broccoli or cabbage and then like, you can't stop and then you can't move and it hurts.

Oy, this bag of popcorn is giving me a case of Jewish stomach.

by NWDCboy January 9, 2019

jewish pope

To describe something a that doesn't make sense, or contradicts itself.

Lin: There are no library rooms available today.

Miles: What a bunch of Jewish Popes!

by t_strang January 2, 2015

Jebus

Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.

Jebus is mah personal savior.

by danielle October 25, 2004

jewish lemonade

lemonade made from the free water and lemon at restaurants with some sugar (also free on the table) mixed in as well. usually drank by poor people who don't want to pay for a soda.

I was going to buy a soda, but I decided on making some jewish lemonade instead, and I saved some
major dough.

by McKanker March 30, 2013

Jebs

Martinis

Man, I could really use a few jebs right now...

by Glenn G Drodge April 19, 2013

jewish drive by

When you drive by people and threw pennies at them

I was rolling threw the heights and I dropped my window and pulled a Jewish drive by

by JewBear April 1, 2016