Josiah

The kid you wish you were cause he is a sexy thang and gets all the girls. He is also great at all sports except for soccer and he will steel yo ho any day but he won’t cause he is humble and sticks with his girl. He is better than you and if you wanna be cool be friends with Josiah or change your name to Josiah. He will always be charming and awesome cause he is just to dope. He is the DOPEST DAMN person ever and he knows it he just doesn’t brag about it. He ain’t cocky but he knows he the coolest person in the world. He is also a straight OG SaVaG So overall he is just the most lit, dopest person in the world and he gets all the chicks.

The girl: That Josiah over there is the coolest/hottest guy in the world!

by Isjehdj January 31, 2018

Joseph

A man's man.Extremely Awesome.

Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!

by Joe carlin October 30, 2006

Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

Joseph

A name generally associated with werewolves, sorcerers, and all around superior studs. Though they try to keep it secret, it's kind of hard to hide when they are ripping the guys face off.

Don't mess around with Joseph, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!

by Joevakiin November 3, 2012

Josh

Absolute mad lad. Probably the second coming of Christ.

"Josh? Josh? JOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Bunta86 November 29, 2018

The Joshua Tree

The Joshua Tree is a gathering of male individuals who get together and take drugs to discuss existential philosophical questions and other topics. It is usually, but not always, occurs in the great outdoors.

The term originates from Entourage S05E05 "Tree Trippers", when actor Vincent Chase and friends go to Joshua Tree National Park to eat shrooms and figure out if he should take the part in the movie Benji.

Guys, we need to figure out the meaning of the universe! Joshua Tree here we come!

I'm at a loss about whether or not to quit my job, how about about Joshua Tree?

Dude, wanna go to the Joshua Tree? I hear Archimedes and Nicodemus are gonna be there!

Let's just get fucked up at the Joshua Tree tonight!

by foehammer88 November 19, 2010

Josquin

Josquin De Prez was a masterful Flemish composer of Renissance music. Born in 1450(40?) he mixed the contrapuntal style of the Neatherlands witht he more homophonic style of Italy. He is known for "El Grillo" "Mille Regretz" and his "Missa Pange Lingua". He greatly infuenced composers after him, such as Palestrina.

Josquin carved his name on the walls of the sistine chapel

Josquin

by Baxley July 3, 2008