Erika Johnson

Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.

She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.

by Really sick bro January 6, 2018

Borris Johnson

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.

Borris johnson is a nut-job

by the masked god April 10, 2021

Sir Johnson

The most handsome guy someone will ever meet. He is caring, shy, and willing to do anything for someone who he cares for. He's strong and very athletic. He is sexy but doesn't show it off. The kind of guy any girl would love to have.

Sir? Sir Johnson?

Oh Sir. He's great.

by Tatiana Smith December 21, 2008

emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance

emma johnson is a great dancer

by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022

Benjamin Johnson

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

Dwayne Johnson

A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.

Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?

by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021

Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009