The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.
I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.
by Fat Bastid November 29, 2006
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by j_swag March 08, 2011
When you take a nice Irish Lass, and put her naked body up in the air. Then you take a nice bottle of irish wiskey and put in her clean shaven pussy and shake it. Then you put your mouth around her clean shaven pussy and suck it out.
Karina was so hot last nite and we were in the mood for an Irish Tampon. Man did it taste so good. I just love those Irish tampons.
by Frank M Smith October 18, 2009
An Irish lullaby is when you're whispering someone to sleep and giving them a handy at the same time
Optional: Maybe let them sucking on your boobies
Optional: Maybe let them sucking on your boobies
Guy: I was falling alseep last night and she started giving me a irish Lullaby
Guy2: Did you suck on dem boobies
Guy2: Did you suck on dem boobies
by Griff1991 September 09, 2019
When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.
by Petricore May 14, 2013
'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'
by Resistor.Face March 07, 2010