every isaac i've met is gay i have never met a straight isaac in my life like honestly like they're all gay which is good for me so sorry women idc that this has the worst grammar and spelling ever it's like 3 am rn and i'm running off of 1 sprite
that i drank while taking medicine because i'm sick
that i drank while taking medicine because i'm sick
by Gindo September 17, 2022
idk where people are finding straight people named Isaac but every single Isaac I've EVER met is gay
I'm gay and my name is Isaac
by Gindo September 17, 2022
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.
Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.
Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.
Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”
“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.
Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."
“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.
One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.
“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."
"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."
"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.
Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.
Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.
Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.
Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."
“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.
One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.
“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."
"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."
"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.
Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.
Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.
Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
by rizzingloaf June 23, 2023
a dude who likes to drink and eat ass. he pees himself and has perfect teeth. he is married. long boy. isaac.
by Justice Keim<3 January 31, 2022
Isaac has the biggest cock everyone has seen. he is smooth with the girls and very ambitious. he is so good looking and every girl thinks he is cute.
by dondewey November 22, 2023
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