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Ass Hurt

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.
Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.
by country_girl40 December 17, 2010
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love hurts

1. a song by incubus that is hated all around by many people however is also loved by many others. a love hate thing. 2. a statment that is tfue down to the bone. love may be one of the greatest things on earth. but if all fails it will hurt deep down its not a physical or mental hurt its just a hurt that is impossible to explain. in short Love Hurts.
1. (turns on radio) *love hurts, but sometimes its a good hurt and it feels like im alive* me: ARRRGHHH! PEOPLE STOP REQUESTING THAT SONG!!! 2. Dave: Man i came home today and my girlfriend of 3 years was gone and left a note saying im sorry. Me: dude im sorry. thats one fucked up chick. Dave: you know what they say, love hurts. Me: you said man.
by a dusty mexican May 17, 2009
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Hurdle

a plastic bar propped up on metal poles that serves no purpose but to fuck you up while you run. These impediments are only involved in races run by hurdlers. These things are usually just slammed into the track out of sheer hate.
I was running and out of no where this hurdle popped up and I promptly smashed it into the ground.
by Jason Brody December 6, 2003
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Port Huron

A place that is called a TRAP by anyone that has moved out.

Most people stay due to family obligations, but admit that they are stuck and can't leave without pissing off other "TRAPPED" people.
Great geography, but horrible infastructure. What city street this week is under construction and what bridge is stuck in the up position.
There is no work, so people drink. There is 49 bars, but not ONE industry that supports them. The useless people frequent these bars.
City Hall is called the Roche Bar, and to be honest it's the best place in the damn town.
How is it that this city, year after year and decade after decade is stuck behind the times. If you left PH in 2001 and came back now, the entire downtown looks the same.

And why hasn't someone dumped some money into the dump known as McMorran? Cause the entire place is a dump.

IF you are lucky enough to live there and go to college, let's hope school blesses you with enough sense to move south for work.

How's the 8 weeks of summer treating you all up there? I'll tell you that the 9 months of Summer down here sure is nice and there is jobs galore.
by JonRotten January 23, 2011
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hurps

Hiccup burps, some people when they hiccups, burp instead of hick-uping. Combining the two you get 'the hurps', the hurps often causes pain in the throatmuscles.
Dude1: Man i got the hurps so bad Dude2: You got herpes? Dude1: Hiccup burps, not herpes you deadshit
by Centerlink May 22, 2011
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Stupid hurts

The universal law of natural consequences. Especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and retards.
You admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won't listen. Child eventually flies off bed, proceeds to headbutt the adjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. An extended moral lecture is not required just the wry exclamative "Stupid hurts!"
by Stu Evans November 15, 2007
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Hurricane Katrina

One nasty motherfucking hurricane. Went and walked all over New Orleans.
"Y'know Bob, in New Orleans? Yeah, his wife got killed by Hurricane Katrina."
"Shit. So it goes."
by Necrotol (Hello OT Clique!) September 21, 2005
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