Harry Styles

just some kid who has brown curly hair and green eyes that are often called 'orbs' in those things called fanfics he also masturbates furiously to louis tomlinson ("friendly" bandmate) nudes and ejaculates all over leona lewis posters that liam stores in his underground chmber aka his ballsack (daddy 10 inch)

me: harry styles has alot of pubic hair
you: i know can i pls fuck him

me: but he fucking louis right now
you+me: BJ

by elizabethsvag111 September 18, 2012

The Harry Potter

A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.

After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.

Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.

by Tubby McAwesome July 28, 2009

harry

a person who represents a "GOD" figure

in that everything he does people say "he is god!"

"harry is so godly, he makes me numb"

by qwerty45678901 May 12, 2009

prince harry

Son of Prince Charles and the younger brother of Prince William. His full name is HRH Princy Henry Charles Albert David Windsor. He was born Sep. 15, 1984 at 4:02am. His mother, Princess Diana, died in 1997 of a car crash.

Prince Harry is soo f'n hott.

by JtotheM November 9, 2006

Harry Puto

The gay verson of Harry Potter.

books are:

1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.

2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong

3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.

HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN

harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"

by SRT-4LIFE October 7, 2006

Harry Potter

One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series: Twilight.

Goth boy: OMG, Harry Potter is SO f***in' awesome!
Normal boy: STFU, you stupid gothsucker.

by MetalHead16 August 20, 2010

Harry Potter

another word for a penis

His harry potter didn't even get that big!

He whipped out his harry potter

Daniel Radcliffe showed his harry potter in Equus

Harry played with his harry potter

by Celliquanise January 4, 2009