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Holy Monkeh Nuts

Used when you are very very shocked
*EdisLeado kills someone is a game of counter strike*

"Holy Monkeh Nuts!!"
by Mark David Barber July 11, 2004
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holy rollered

to be dumped by someone so they can pursue their relationship with God.
Damn Ryan, you just got holy rollered!
by Geoff P March 8, 2005
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holy hell and shit fire

Joe: I'm leaving my girlfriend and starting a new life in Bulgaria with my new boyfriend Fredrico!
Amber: Holy hell and shit fire! Are you serious!
by Kyle Ann November 5, 2007
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Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.
MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.
by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009
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Holy boob lube

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Bet that woman puts on holy boob lube. Her breasts are shiny!"

"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
by Raven Bishop November 12, 2009
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HOLY LADY GAGA!!!!

A term used to express a half surprise at something ubsurd, or at all Lady Gaga-ish
While looking at a fashion magazine i saw an outfit that represented Lady Gaga's style of clothing and i exclamed, " Holy Lady Gaga!!!!"
by randomscreenname756 July 9, 2010
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holy guacamole

Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"
Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
by chad900 August 28, 2013
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