Golden Dolphin

The act of urinating on a women's tits and then motorboating her.

"I gave Lauren a golden dolphin last night"

by The Wallacio July 15, 2016

Golden Buttplug

A rich liberal that is hell bent on cramming their agenda down everybody's throats.

Working poor: It'd be really nice if that golden buttplug would shut up about social issues that obviously do not affect them in any way.

by bushmeatburrito September 15, 2016

Golden mimsy

A woman with really good vagina

Yo that girl had the golden mimsy

by TourLife August 11, 2017

golden rhino

When you put on a condom, then urinate, then engage in vaginal sex

"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"

by BattleDuck23 January 7, 2017

Golden rough

The act of performing anal on another human to get their arse gaping. Then pulling out and standing at least three feet back whilst urinating into the gaping hole, thus completing the golden rough.

Hi Steve, I sunk a 5 foot golden rough with Janine last night.

by Tony the tenticle September 22, 2012

Golden Sunrise

The event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being pissed on.

Primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.

Most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.

J - "I drank damn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog shit"

R - "You think that's bad? I got so drunk I blacked out, woke up to a Golden Sunrise..."

J - "Golden Sunrise??"

R - "Yeah, Basically that prick Kyle, his sister Stacy, even his damn Chihuahua gave me a golden shower..... AS A WAKE UP!"

by Playze June 19, 2011

Golden Jibril

When an elephant walks up to you fucking a small bird in the right ear with the elephant’s tail. This only works while a person named Jibril is driving a Toyota Supra MK3 pours glocken gold in the elephants eye while the elephant is fucking the bird.

Someone: Where were you last night Jibril?
Jibril: I was in the savanna performing a so called “Golden Jibril”

by JJ Sie September 25, 2021