german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex

Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.

by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

geral

Always 5 minutes behind on all conversations

Dude this guy always says what we said 5 minuets ago hes such a geral

by Geral134 February 23, 2021

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German Lessons

A useless and garbage lesson

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now

by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021

German Banana

Sausage link.

I caught Matt gobbling a German Banana for breakfast.

by Howufigure? April 26, 2021