Gary
Dude, Gary's so lazy. And he looks like a blueberry in that jacket he always wears. Gary is such a bum.
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Garyoke
The act of singing very badly on Karaoke - always in a West or South Yorkshire accent - most often performed by people called Gary from council estates in various parts of Yorkshire.
Garyoke by Smashthegas May 4, 2008
Gary the Pole Smoker
A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys
a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again
Gary the Pole Smoker by dirty darrell October 16, 2008
Gay For Gears
An avid gamer, who actively plays Gears of War, has become extremely addicted to the entire franchise, to the point of taking an essentially homosexual liking to it.
Generally, said gamer can't be held responsible for these tendencies, they were simply born that way, or perhaps the gaming is what inspired them.
Be it nature or nurture, the phenomenon of being Gay for Gears has risen to epic proportions.
Generally, said gamer can't be held responsible for these tendencies, they were simply born that way, or perhaps the gaming is what inspired them.
Be it nature or nurture, the phenomenon of being Gay for Gears has risen to epic proportions.
Andy: My ipod only plays 20 seconds of this song and skips to the next one! Fuck this!
Brad: Well, it could be worse. You could have a Zune.
Andy: You know, if they made a Gears of War zune I'd totally trade my ipod in for one.
Brad: Um... what?
Andy: Yeah... Im totally Gay for Gears.
Brad: Well, it could be worse. You could have a Zune.
Andy: You know, if they made a Gears of War zune I'd totally trade my ipod in for one.
Brad: Um... what?
Andy: Yeah... Im totally Gay for Gears.
Gay For Gears by B-Rad G from the Southside February 21, 2009
Gary
Girlfriend: Where the hell have you been all night?
Boyfriend: Gary asked me to stop by his place for a beer.
Girlfriend: Oh, well come to bed, I've missed you.
Boyfriend was not at Gary's house, having a beer. He was elsewhere, doing things he doesn't what girlfriend to know about. However, Gary did, in fact, ask Boyfriend to stop by his house for a beer. Boyfriend declined the invitation. Boyfriend did not lie.
Daughter: Where's daddy?
Mother: Do you remember his friend, Bob? He's the guy who digs for gems in the mountains.
Daughter: Oh yeah! I remember him. What's for supper?
Daddy was not at Bob's. Daddy was in jail. Mother Gary'd Daughter. Mother did not lie.
Boyfriend: Gary asked me to stop by his place for a beer.
Girlfriend: Oh, well come to bed, I've missed you.
Boyfriend was not at Gary's house, having a beer. He was elsewhere, doing things he doesn't what girlfriend to know about. However, Gary did, in fact, ask Boyfriend to stop by his house for a beer. Boyfriend declined the invitation. Boyfriend did not lie.
Daughter: Where's daddy?
Mother: Do you remember his friend, Bob? He's the guy who digs for gems in the mountains.
Daughter: Oh yeah! I remember him. What's for supper?
Daddy was not at Bob's. Daddy was in jail. Mother Gary'd Daughter. Mother did not lie.