Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 19, 2024

Grubby gums

A toothless Hobo. Aka Mr Gums.
Can usually be found squatting on someone's property.

Has been found to suck cock for rock, thus why Mr Gums is all gum, no teeth.

Loves to make gum slapping noises in hopes of making everyone around suffer from their Grubby Gums.

No dental hygiene, smell is said to be nearly unbearable. Bad Mr Gums.

Eww have you seen Mr Gums??? He has such Grubby Gums!!!

The grubbiest Gums in all the land!!!

by SquatLips July 13, 2022

fuckity gums

An old person

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.

by Flashr3138 April 30, 2018

roughing gums

Making out with no teeth. A term used when two people, who have no teeth, make out.

What your grandparents do.

The old lady and man were roughing gums in the corner of the diner. It was disturbing.

by Moonluna10 April 07, 2022

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

Stubbed gum

Dry, old gum attached to the underside of a chair or table.

‘I’m not gunna give this restaurant 5 stars, it had stubbed gum on almost every table.’

by LouisBot9000Playz March 14, 2018