Futer

To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage.

"Any chance of an aul' futer?"
"Dekky, quit futerin' with yerself."

by Piano Dentist September 15, 2004

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future

A term generally used when referring to a situation the hasn't happened yet. It also can be used to described the past. This requires you to say " the future past " emphasizing on the both future and past. You pause in between future and past. There are many combination's as shown below.
The word "Future" originates from the chickens, in the year 2306 { this was the third war that never happened until the king of the ants conquered the spiders to over throw the 1972 New Jersey Nets to win the superbowl who were facing the challenges set forth by the ducks}

" Where is the the year 2003? The fucking ducks took it."
"When?"
"In the future past!"
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"Why do i have to find escalaber?"
"Because i need it to defecate"
"What?!"
"FUTURE!"
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by The X man reancarnation October 20, 2008

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FUTR

Fly(ing) Under The Radar.

He showed his desire to FUTR by not saying a word the whole time.

by Nahasapeemapeti-tastic July 25, 2008

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Futuremark

A place where there are people too addicted to the forums more than their hardware. :p

"OMG futuremark's down! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!! NOoooOOoooOoooooooo"

by Tsk February 24, 2004

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Futon

A style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.

I was Fu'd on my futon or
I was fucked on my fucked-on

by Gwiwer57 August 14, 2012

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Future ex girlfriend

Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!

A few days later . . .

Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

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