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bum's fresh

After you've shagged your missus on a hot Summer's day, you're sweating profusely about the anal passage. You take a good swipe to clear the salty liquid, then fling it in the general direction of your partner's face. Hey presto, your bum's fresh.
You better go wash, love. Your boat race stinks but at least my bum's fresh
by ShittierJokes November 2, 2017
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Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.
Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.
by Tayz April 3, 2019
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Young, Willing & Fresh

An Albanian man (pseudo Greek) who stalks women over the age of 18 and try his ways with them.......................even the Priests are so pissed off with him that they turf him out of the churches.
Dimitris G: Pater Pater Pater..................Young, Willing & Fresh!!!
Priest: You sick Albanian Shit, why would you say such things...............please stop coming to church to annoy me.
by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022
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Farm Fresh

Girls who are below legal-age who work in the beer-bars and go-go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Although they look over 18, their most tell-tale sign, is that they will laugh at a farang's (foreign person's) stupid jokes and are willing to try and engage with customers and show a little bit of fun and appreciation.

The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.
Bert and Ernie of Seaseme Street go straight to Pattaya and for a bit of female companionship and the boom-boom that comes with it:

Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"
by Chessymcchessyface February 21, 2018
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mad fresh sheep

the most mad ill swaatshirt anyone can wear
did you see that gangsta, he was wearin a mad fresh sheep
by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010
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Dope Fresh Nation

A group *nation* of dope fresh fans. These fans are most commonly fans of the famous YouTube channels "BFvsGF" and "PrankvsPrank".
Stranger 1: Hey! Are you part of the Dope Fresh Nation?

Stranger 2: Hell yeah! Of course I am! Who isn't?

Stranger 1: I don't know...losers?

Stranger 2: Haha yeah! I love Jesse and Jeana!

Stranger 1: Don't forget Nylah! (and Bamboo!)
by pvpeeeeep January 12, 2013
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Stay fresh

a phrase said to only the coolest people to acknowledge their coolness and to tell them to stay cool
Ms Fraser, you are the best teacher ever! It's been a great semester! Stay fresh!
by Poli Sci AP 09 May 9, 2009
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