Anderton

VERB intransitive: To lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining. Named after journalist Craig Anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new Harmony Central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. Title formerly held by Iraqi Propaganda Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf who insisted Iraq was winning even as American troops could be seen storming the Baghdad airport behind him.

Don't ANDERTON me, man! I can see the freakin' thing doesn't work!

Anderton by HCUser May 26, 2010

Anderton

An English Chap who enjoys the essence of sipping Yorkshire Tea. He loves tea so much that he qualifies as a tea addict. Although, English people love tea, no one will ever love tea as much as an Anderton.

Person 1: Stop drinking so much tea. You will become an Anderton.
Person 2: My middle name is Anderton, Jimmy Anderton Jackson.
Person 1: You should stop or you might get sick.
Person 2: Ok. I don't want to become to much of an Anderton.

Anderton by Condors1 2012 April 18, 2013

Anderton

Someone who’s always ill

Cheese should be known as Anderton

Anderton by Owens wan kenobi July 13, 2024

Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.

Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.

Anderton fresh by Tayz April 3, 2019

Annika Anderton 

Annika Anderton is a beautiful girl that was born on June 24. Annika looks only like her grandmother but is still loved by her whole family

ANNIKA Anderton IS A FUCKING BEUTIFUL CREATURE

Annika Anderton by Double A.B.A November 5, 2019

Dirty Anderson 

When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.

Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.

Dirty Anderson by Joejon November 17, 2020

Andersonvillain 

The villains of Andersonville: Fake-ass people who live in Andersonville, a north-side Chicago neighborhood. Faux-liberals who whine about gentrification, housing prices, and homelessness but then brag about their hood as the “second coolest in the world”. They preach acceptance and inclusion while judging everyone and attempting to run pedestrians over for walking too slowly at intersections. You’ll know an Andersonvillain when you see one: a basic person who shares their ill-formed opinion loudly while trying to be unique, but who instead walks past 8 independently owned coffee shops to get their PSL at Starbucks just for the reward points.

A: Those people with the baby stroller on Clark street ran right into me. They were talking so loudly about how exited they are about the new salad restaurant.

B. Yeah they are the worst. What a couple of Andersonvillains!

Andersonvillain by ChicagoSavant November 11, 2021