Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.

dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.

by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011

gay fishing rod

it’s where you take the hook of a fishing rod and stick it up a dudes ass and take out their intestines and eat good.

dude:i did the gay fishing rod and i havent shit for three weeks

by eelijah._ January 7, 2022

Fishing In The Dark

Only the best song to play at any FFA event! All FFA kids know this song, if they don't, do they even have their blue jacket?

Parker: do you know Fishing In The Dark?
Courtney: I go to FFA State Convention every year, of course I do.

by FFAKid1989 August 2, 2022

Compliment Fishing

Complimenting another person, just in anticipation that they will, in turn, compliment you.

Compliment Fishing:

Aww, you're so pretty!

Thanks! So are you!

*Yes!*

by mmoniot January 13, 2011

two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

Gone Fishing

Verb: When one has an affair or partakes in activities with infidelity

Hey where's your wife
I don't know but I think she has Gone Fishing

by Scorpiosareneverwrong March 17, 2019

fishing

Its where you have sex with a 100 year old or older lady.

randy went fishing with steven's
grandmother.

by gawdman August 4, 2004