Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death
Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea
by Toby.H May 04, 2017
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craigslist fishing

creating a fake craigslist personals post asking to meet someone at a bar. the person responding to the post is required to wear an article of clothing designated by the poster to distinguish themselves. once at the bar, do a shot for every person who walks in wearing said article of clothing and aimlessly looking to hook up with their phantom partner.
I went craigslist fishing this weekend. It was extremely creepy, but I got really fucking drunk.
by Crazy8ss December 31, 2009
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Giving Fish

“Giving Fish” is an LGBTQ term used when a Homosexual Male Looks or has Characteristics of a Female.
giving fish is only for the homosexual males
by diorchristyan November 08, 2021
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mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.
Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.
by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012
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Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.
Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.
by Road-Runner May 21, 2017
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Fish fried

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"
by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017
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Fish Blart

When one expells a bloody fish fart. Usually expelled by an obese feminine figure. Fish Blart.
Man that fat fuck just fish blarted all over the wall!
by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009
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