Fish Blart

When one expells a bloody fish fart. Usually expelled by an obese feminine figure. Fish Blart.

Man that fat fuck just fish blarted all over the wall!

by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009

Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death

Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea

by Toby.H May 4, 2017

complament fish

one of the more commonly fished for specimens of the deep sea.

going fishing for complaments.

by MLE vonn July 3, 2005

mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

Infinity Fish

A collossal gold fish said to be so immense in size that not even the mighty Lime Cat or the glorious Clock Spider can devour it. It is said in the last chapter of the Book of Infinity, "And lo: Our heralds Lime Cat and Clock Spider, after defeating the Enternal Ferret, turn their attention toward Infinity Fish; who (when woken),will challenge the mighty Gods and eat whole the universe when Tempus Infinitus arrives." (Latin for Infinite time) Infinity Fish will mark the end of the world, because he shall kill Lime Cat and Clock Spider. Beware and be ready for Tempus Infinitus.
-Apostle of Infinity

Do not challenge the might of Infinity Fish, for he is the destroyer of worlds.

by The Apostle of Infinity April 3, 2009

craigslist fishing

creating a fake craigslist personals post asking to meet someone at a bar. the person responding to the post is required to wear an article of clothing designated by the poster to distinguish themselves. once at the bar, do a shot for every person who walks in wearing said article of clothing and aimlessly looking to hook up with their phantom partner.

I went craigslist fishing this weekend. It was extremely creepy, but I got really fucking drunk.

by Crazy8ss December 31, 2009

hooker-fish

A hooker that smells like fish...which is pretty much every single one!

person 1: what's that smell?

person 2: That's just that hooker-fish over there

person 1: yupp that's the smell

by Swirlzzzzzz January 22, 2010