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festering

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.
all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.
by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007
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Grand Bay Watermelon Festival

(Often to referred to the locals as simply "the watermelon festival".)

Every July 4th Grand Bay holds a Watermelon Festival at the baseball park west of town. Much like a local fair, there are games and activities in addition to lots of free watermelon, provided by the farmers of the community.

Some of the most popular events are the "largest watermelon contest" and the watermelon seed spitting contest.
"Are you guys going to the Grand Bay Watermelon Festival this year?"
"I don't know...it's always so hot..."
"Yeah, but there's plenty of free watermelon to cool you down!"
by Levi W. March 5, 2008
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Ultra Music Festival

An EDM music festival in Miami where fratboys, sorority girls, and oily clubbers go to dress up as ravers for once a year. Some people even call this edm larping. For the UMF attendee it isn't about PLUR like it is in California or Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC), it's about hopping on whatever bandwagon the majority of people are into. If you are not larping like the rest of them they will not accept you into their community of fake ravers. At rave festivals like EDC it's about PLUR (PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT), and people accept you for who you are and don't give a fuck about stupid superficial shit. Alot of UMF edm larpers will even go as far as to say they hate PLUR, and that they only go for the music (this is another bandwagon because every edm larper says it). It really makes you realize how much better EDC is. All the real ravers know it too.
Ultra Music Festival (UMF) "raver": Hey, I hear everyone listens to Eric Prydz now...I guess I listen to him now. I hear he has alot of money too. I like money. Oh yeah fuck PLUR, I "only go for the music".

EDC raver: I love Eric Prydz because he has soul, not because of his money.... You don't go for the music. You just like the fact he's rich and everyone else is it doing it. Douche.
by caliraver69 December 5, 2018
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shit festival

When something is so horrible, so fucking bad quality, such a piece of shit that it's appealing as going to a festival to view and discuss various fecal matters that parted ways with different animal anus holes.

See also: Waste of time, shitload of fuck, dogshit, toilet odor.
by stab licker March 29, 2007
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testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population
Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival
by djsklf September 12, 2005
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Festiva

an extremely small, economical, surprisingly well-built, if not especially cool, little car designed in Japan by Mazda, built in South Korea by Kia, and sold in the US, Known for freakishly great gas milage and freakishly small dimensions; basically a very lame motorcycle with doors
I don't need any gas money, I'm in the Festiva!
by Alex Rogers June 27, 2004
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Ultra Music Festival

The most mindblowing music festival ever. Mostly techno music such as Deadmau5, David Guetta, etc. It's simply heaven on a stage.
Ultra Music Festival was the greatest fucking thing ever this year, I'm definetley going back!
by fkjasdkfjafadfaer August 10, 2010
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