face ass

Word used to end a sentence after making fun of someone.

Chase: "I went shopping at the mall today"
Devonte: "Look at you and your shop till i drop face ass"

by Ponch Crane October 8, 2007

faceslamming

Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.

Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.

Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.

Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?

Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.

Paul: ... Whoa.

by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

Mace in your Face

Stage name of Mace H. Greenfield originally created by Fred Greenspan then President of Tortami Metro Promotions in or about 1984. A character that speaks what others think but fail to orate, about societal icons, current events and more. First & briefly on air with WNUU in early mid '80's. From 1989 to 1991, he was part of the morning show, "Terry T. with Mace in your Face" on WJTZ, 640 AM heard through parts of TN, VA, NC, WV, & KY, he then hosted talk radio on and off on Long Island NY while making guest appearances elsewhere from 1992 through 2003. Today, he works as a lawyer out of Jericho, NY.

When Mace in your Face was on air, politicians knew to be on their toes, and cops knew not to be dirty. But they continued anyway, being more careful and watching over their shoulders. Now he is a lawyer, helping people.

by Mace in your Face February 3, 2010

Peoria Stink Face

The, "I don't give a fuck", look that residents, patrons, vacationers, and academia students gives while at one of Peoria, Illinois's fine drinking establishments.

That ain't no mean mug, that's the Peoria Stink Face

by UNIBRAdley August 17, 2010

Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.

Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...

by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008