a face book squirrel is someone who posts annoying or lame comments on all your posts. At your bird feeder, you only want the pretty color full birds to come, like on face book you only want the funny and clever.
by hawksly May 01, 2010
Going on Facebook and every thing you do leads to something else. In the end you're on Facebook for 4 hours and all you've done is comment a few pictures and like a few statuses.
by Nenster January 17, 2011
Someone who uses facebook status updates to forever moan about other people. Such a person is for some reason angry with the world, and feels the need to complain about people to facebook.
by woonie December 23, 2010
A member of Facebook who posts content similar to the following:
1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)
2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.
3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.
A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.
1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)
2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.
3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.
A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.
Examples of a Facebook poet:
John Smith is ready to PAR TAY
John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish
John Smith <3
John Smith is ready to PAR TAY
John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish
John Smith <3
by SWaulkeer January 25, 2010
The feeling you get when you come across an old friend on Facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours.
Joe: "My wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. That, and I almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. So what have you been up to?"
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Joe: "Fucker"
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Joe: "Fucker"
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
by brawler_mtl August 30, 2007
A girl who puts expendably revealing or sexy pictures of herself on facebook for the sole purpose of receiving attention from guys because she needs to feel wanted, important, and/or attractive.
See attention whore
See attention whore
by iheartfacebookhoes October 01, 2009
An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.
Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
by Pixstyx June 23, 2011