Sky the English Muffin

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

by _0i May 6, 2019

Demons are raping my english

When you mess up your words when you are talking (constantly or occasionally)

dude while i was in my e-engl-lish *studders*
Friend: dude what are you saying
ugh Sorry bro demons are raping my english

by B1lly da W1lly April 2, 2019

god of English

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.

Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021

American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.

English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize

by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011

Putting English on the ball

When I went to San Francisco, I heard some guys were playing pool. They put backspin on the ball, and someone said 'Nice English'. I enquired, and found out that putting English on the ball means putting backspin on it.

"Sweet. You put so much English on that ball it went all the way back up your cue and in your mouth."

by Bonny lad November 17, 2004

Olde English Bulldogge

A recreation of the original victorian age Bulldog of the 17th and 18th century. See definition for "Bulldogge"

Can be seen at: www.rockroll.com

by Linda Harper December 21, 2004

Bastardised English

What Americans speak.

It probably pisses you guys off that the rest of the world hates you, but seeing as you only just found out that there actually IS a rest of the world (shock horror) and you barely know who they are, why does it matter, eh?

1. It's fucking JAG-YOU-ARE, not JAG-WAR. The brand is from fucking Britain. It's pronounced however the British pronounce it.

2. America has come pretty far, I think they sent a bloke to space in the 60s or something and have caused one hell of a lot of global warming. So you're right there.

3. Americans do have better oral hygiene, so you're right there too. You can be safe in that knowledge when you're driving around in your fucking stupid pickup truck with a unnecessarily big 7 litre V8 under the bonnet which uses more petrol to go 2 metres than the average British car uses to go 50 miles. The example has to include Bastardised English, so there it is.

by A British Wanker May 14, 2009