exertatoot

When you accidentally pass gas while coughing, sneezing, bending over, etc. Coined by Beth Peterson.

I bent over to pick up my glasses and I exertatooted.

by 3.14R8Pete January 29, 2024

exertatoot

When you accidentally pass gas while coughing, sneezing, bending over, etc.

I bent over to pick up my glasses and I exertatooted.

by 3.14R8Pete January 29, 2024

Expectating

The act of smugly waiting for someone to pick the fucking ball up and do something while a swirl of consensus gathering and discussion without decision results in cloudy direction. Most commonly used in inner dialog. It's the exact opposite of "?!!" or "Let's try."

My brain hurts from EXPECTATING all morning. Something great will come of all of this. I'm sure everyone will read my mind soon enough. We just need to keep talking."

by SkonkDouglas February 2, 2024

expergischolanankebaryize

of greek origin

v. to wake up only to be reminded of the inevitable burden that is… school.

Monday's are the worst, simply because I always have to expergischolanankebaryize EVERY TIME.

by doltrick August 7, 2024

Experiment

A scientific procedure undertaken to make a discovery test a hypothesis or demonstrate a known fact

I have tested this by experiment

by [e-mail] August 13, 2024

expected-ettiquette easement

What one person temporarily grants another due to their both always being super-respectful/thoughtful towards each other, and so da person granting said obligation-suspension --- in gratitude for the other person's always thinking of his friend's feelings/desires above his own, just as da favor-giver himself diligently does for da second person --- wants to allow da favored individual extra relaxation, comfort, calmness, etc., by letting him do/have more than his share of whatever easy/enjoyable activity or resource dat he is currently partaking of.

One "prime 'n' pleasant" example of expected-ettiquette easement would be if two cool dudes are in love wif da same adorable hot chick, and one of dem is snuggling naked wif her in bed wif his head contentedly nestled on her warm chest, wif his face buried between her tits. Then da second guy comes along and is considerately asked by da first one if he wants a turn at ear-nuzzling da gal's heavenly-soft chest-pillowz, whereupon said second Mr. Snuggly --- feeling "all warm and fuzzy" himself at his friend's selfless offering to "give up his ultimate-pleasure spot" in order to share da lovely velvety-fleshed damsel's luscious body wif his buddy --- good-naturedly waves off said feelings-sensitive proffering ("Nah, you're fine, Pal --- juss' lie still and relax --- because I'm a nice guy, I'll forgo my own luscious-protoplasm cravings for da time being, and let you stay there and enjoy yourself more, especially since YOU'RE such a nice guy to always think of MY feelings like that!"), and instead allows da currently-contentedly-cuddling dude to maintain his dreamily-enjoyable position, while he himself merely crawls in bed next to da gal from da other side, and then just quietly spoons up against her for a while.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

expexted

When something that everyone knows will happen but still shocking

“Bro did you hear Ani got nominated for the grammys??” “Oh yea that was expexted”

by Kryptc17 April 3, 2024