by eisjngijueiasd April 27, 2022
The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.
Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
by FunGun53 December 16, 2019
by 69willdo69 January 27, 2022
GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.
Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.
Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.
Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )
by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021
A very large pickup truck usually with super swamper bloggers and a lift kit but could also describe a crew cab dually long bed.
by GM Squarebody November 06, 2022
The duke if boozington is the duke who serves booze at the Sam's drinking establishment in boozington.
by fuk da tun June 03, 2018
by Foofiter February 22, 2022