BMW driver

A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.

*CAR HORN* Man what a BMW driver.

by SizzleSticks21 September 10, 2020

[artimus pile driver]

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head

the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver

by rich horak December 15, 2006

Mississippi Pile Driver

A shovel that is unnecessarily sharp and wide.

Oh u think?..... That I?...And We??.....pshhhh... BOI, my Mississippi Pile Driver can fix yo shit.

by Thugtacular October 13, 2011

volvo driver

people that suck so bad at driving, that they need to get themselves a volvo so they don't die in crashes

bad driver: "see how i came away unscathed after ramming my car to the walls? cuz i drive a volvo, great car"

police: "dumbass volvo driver"

by nknknnk May 3, 2006

diversity

well.. it is in fact an old wooden ship.. used by the vikinga to come over to america to rape and pillage the natives...most were common swedish folk

- Well, i am swedish - i rape women on diversity

by Nardo- - April 3, 2005

hershey highway driver

The inserter in the having of the butt sex

Dude1: "that guy is such a hershey highway driver"
Dude2: "dude, how do you know??"
Dude1: "he got me last night!!"
Dude2: "so thats why you cant fart or sit down!!"

by Chubbard April 5, 2006

Jersey Driver

A person from NJ who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the US yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. Anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive Route 9 and not care.

After Robby graduated college in Iowa, he got a job in NJ. Upon moving there, his Iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that "they didn't service that market." When he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in Iowa for less coverage. His coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. They already knew the cost of being a Jersey Driver...

by econobiker June 27, 2008