zero-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: How did you get here?
B: Using my zero-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...

by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007

Pile Drive

To cram the women's feet to her forehead and botton out on that sonofabitch.

Marelle seemed quite satisfied after Ryan had used the Pile Drive technique and busted her ass.

by kyle May 12, 2004

hit it from the back and drive you wild

You're bored and like this song, so you searched it in the Urban Dictionary

You so fuckin precious when you smile
hit it from the back and drive you wild

by sxeme October 12, 2018

Hard Drive

Something the FBI of your country would be searching for in your home right know.

Man: OMG!!! Why is the FBI crashing through my front door?! FBI: For your Hard Drive, bitch.

by supern00b April 20, 2010

sunday drive

When you cum (with or without condom) inside a girl and then leave your flaccid penis inside her for an extra long time.

Baby, shhhh, it's okay I'm going for a Sunday drive.

by TTMPGFY June 29, 2014

you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

by Chainsaw August 29, 2005

Pile Drive

1.You are punched millions of times until your body parts are literally fallen off and you are 7/8 dead.
2.You are having extremely hardcore sex.
3.A bulldozer is driving up stuff on the ground.

1."that guy was pile drived"
2."he piled drived her in bed"
3."that bulldozer was pile driving the trees on the ground"

by R0botmunk7 September 18, 2009