shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

dogshit

(n) a highly intoxicating portion of marijuana

that weed we smoked was dogshit, i was high for hours.

im sick of this weak weed, where can we find some dogshit

that weed got me so baked, i think we smoked dogshit

by the unh gobbles July 9, 2006

yee dogsy

An expression hollered by all Americans and other exciteable types in moments of sheer exhilaration.

The 'Cobra': "At last I am getting a transfer away from this piss poor club that doesn't even own it's own stadium. YEE DOGSY!!"

by Matty Boy October 12, 2004

Dog's dinner

Dog's dinner is describing you as looking bad but in reality you are being called bacon and sausage so it's a compliment

"You look like a Dog's Dinner"

by Jetwing December 2, 2019

dogscaping

to groom a dog, perhaps in excess. trimming, shaving, otherwise manipulating dog hair, tail et.

that poodle has some serious dogscaping.

by lexorama June 10, 2010

Dogsgiving

noun- when a family's Thanksgiving dinner is comprised of worrying about what the dogs are doing

Mom: "Where's the dog? Is she being good? I should go get her!"

Person: "I wish she could just sit and eat, this is turning into a real Dogsgiving

by cuddlylawngnome November 27, 2012

Dogstraction

Unplanned Action a dog owner has to take due to something his or her dog has done

Sorry I’m late, I was on my way but I had to deal with a dogstraction

by Omykiss September 8, 2018