love doctor

A persons well versed in dealing with matters pertaining to relationships or affectionate matters.

M: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend situation, or lack of it. It feels like I've been in a relationship with my cat Oscar for too long
Friend: You should go and see love doctor Mikey, he will sort you out

by Mr_M_ December 8, 2015

The docking station

when two guys; one circumsized one not; touch the tips of their penis together and pull the foreskin from one penis over onto the other and ejaculates to the other one.

dalton:hey nick lets do the docking station.
Nick: no dude im topped off
Dalton: damn!

by nick da bona October 14, 2008

Hickory Dickory Dock

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock

by PsYcHoImoN July 9, 2011

dockers

Nice pants. Very nice pants.

You are wearing Dockers.

by GoodfellaSnoop October 31, 2004

space docking

the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century.

Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.

by The Whaler April 17, 2006

Golden Docking

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.

Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!

by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011

Docter

Doctor that is half deer and only takes care of deers.

When I grow up I want to be a docter.

by Angelinathegreat March 28, 2015