deuce

The second person on a line.

At the Alpha probate, Jerry was the deuce!

by girlchucked April 30, 2006

Giraffe dropping a deuce

When a Giraffe defecates while being watched in a zoo to create further drama

"mommy...wht is that giraffe doing"
"Thats a Giraffe dropping a deuce. take a picture to show daddy"

by patriotfan818181 April 8, 2008

Deuce

Deuce is a new slang word meaning too.

Man; I'm deuce too cool.

by lala March 6, 2005

ace a deuce

oooh that's hot.

friend: Got 2 expensive tickets for the price of one.

your reply: ace a deuce

by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

deuce

Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.

Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.

by moneyjane March 16, 2005

Deuce

A rebound that helps you get over your #1 love.

Joe dumped you? You gotta get a Deuce.

by Mondiggy July 21, 2005

deuce

A large human weighing in the area of 200 pounds who is definatly obese. When one sees a deuce they immediately throw up 2 fingers to commemorate the overly fat person.

"Hey Hey, to the left, definatly a deuce."

by deuceswild May 14, 2006