American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year

Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie

by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019

diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense

this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid

by man im dead August 24, 2020

Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022

Diet Music

Music that is purposely listened to at low volume with headphones, usually to enhance outside hearing.

Jake wanted to hear if his parents called, so he listened to diet music

by StrataStar May 24, 2021