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Dane Cook

A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.
"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"
by Soupy Boots April 17, 2009
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Captain Cook

James Cook was born on 27 October 1728 at Marton-in-Cleveland. His father, originally from Scotland, was also called James and married Grace Pace from Cleveland. Their family numbered eight children, though several died young. When James was still a child, his father moved to Great Ayton, a few miles away near the Cleveland Hills, and became the foreman on Aireyholme Farm.

Here he received the rudiments of education at the village school and assisted his father on the farm. In 1745, he began work in a grocer's shop at Staithes, a fishing village only a short distance from the busy port of Whitby.

After eighteen months, he determined to go to sea, and was introduced to the Walker family. John Walker and his brother Henry were Quaker ship owners engaged in the coal trade between the North-East and London.

The Quakers, or Society of Friends, were upright, hospitable people and known for their simplicity of manners and public spirit.

As the Elders of the Whitby Quakers advised them: "Be temperate and sober. Avoid all Pride and Affectation. Let your Moderation and Prudence appear to all men in speech and communication, in habit and furniture".

The young Cook could not have come to a better environment. The Walkers' ships were workaday 'cats' trading to London and across the North Sea. It was on the 'Freelove' in February 1747, carrying a cargo of coal to London, that Cook was introduced to the life of a sailor.
Captain Cook was simply the greatest sailoor of all times.
by Bon Bon January 3, 2004
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crooked teeth

A code used to alert males to very large boobs without alerting their wives.
by rwilly July 15, 2009
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Crookston

location: bum f*** nowhere. A flat topographic-less farm city, with no trees. Where walmart is not only bigger than the town, but it brainwashing it's citizens. But those who aren't corrupted are full of pure amazingness.
Crookston is a very calm town, with a tzar named Walmart.
by 1352 March 16, 2011
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Pink Cooka Juice

A Juice Commonly Sold At Bob Evan's In Ohio .
Mrs . Bell Is A Huge Fan Of Pink Cooka Juice .
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The Name Pink Cooka Juice Comes From A Very Pink Vagina That Tends To Be Juicy & Spews Out A Pink Liquid .
Hey Guys Mrs Bell Just Went To Bob Evans & Got Some African American's & Pink Cooka Juice !
by Tyrinoid23 July 20, 2011
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Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.
I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.
by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011
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ain't no such things as halfway crooks

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
by timhoe December 15, 2020
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