Wild rusty canoe

When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.

"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"

by Pubesonfire420 March 2, 2016

Canoe

Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.

Yo man those canoes are bringing down this community.

by JollyRogers June 18, 2008

Canoodle

To act out in manner outside your normal behavior.

"We went to Las Vegas last week and did a little 'canoodling'"!

Canoodle? Like What?

"Like none of your fucking business that's what"!

by richie s March 6, 2009

Canoodle

Another definition of snuggling, but more fun. Or it's a cute display of affection.

"I want to canoodle her face"

by T rOck sTeAdY October 19, 2007

Canon to the left of him

1. First used in the late 20th century, this phrase came into popularity along with the genre defining classic video game: Goldeneye. The phrase may be used any time one finds himself losing in any event so frequently and with such repitition as to warrant a tactic of flailing insanely whilst spinning and jumping in circles like a madman.

"This is ridiculous, you've memorized the respawn locations, wait, wait, Canon to the left of him, Canon to the right of him!"

by scrigscrag July 25, 2004

Dutch canoe

Orgy in Amsterdam.

There were more people there an in a Dutch canoe!

by Dutch canoe November 12, 2014

baby canon

noun

term used for a huge package.

Damn, that is some baby canon you got there.

by jamallikesanal12 July 1, 2008