cooper

a pooper

hey look its cooper pooper

by that divine lights bitch February 18, 2022

Cooper

When you come down with a bad case of little bitchitis and can’t work.

“Hey boss, I can’t come in today, I think I’ve caught cooper”.

by Iratecheese February 9, 2021

Cooper

A fat bitch

I saw a Cooper today, he was so fat.

by Mike Ceano June 5, 2024

Cooper

Nice, smart, semi-tall, attractive. Cooper is a kind and helpful guy. You can come to a cooper with all your problems. If you are a friend with a cooper, you are very lucky. Not many coopers.

Cooper, you are my best friend.

by Coppercoin April 30, 2022

cooper sip

when someone takes a big sip of someone else’s drink, often planting their mouth across the entire lid

she took a cooper sip of my drink

by pinky ponky July 8, 2021

Cooper

My boyfriend

Coopers my BF

by StriaghtGLiL pump716 September 26, 2022

Cooper

There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.

Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off

by liftworks October 9, 2025