creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

willie connector

The part between a man's balls and butt.

She got crazy last night and hit my willie connector.

by Swooos November 28, 2016

no-contact-cum

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

butt contact

When two partners get together and use a device to connect both butts together.

A lonley old man meets a prostitute in a bowling alley, you know there's going to be some serious butt contact going on.

by Hugrew June 23, 2017

portuguese connection

When you're fucking someone in the ass and you hold his/her throat at the same time

I almost passed out yesterday, couldn't breathe during a Portuguese connection with my boyfriend

by theguyswhoknowseverything September 1, 2017

cringy content

A youtuber that makes "good videos" *cough cough* Durv

Colin the colon stealer:did you see fun family pg cleans new video?

Chester the molester:fuck off Colin I'm watching bad baby in pampers sing song-Jonny Jonny yes papa you fuckin' nonce

To imply you want to chug a gallon of egg juice and set urself on fire cringy content is the definition of a fucking nonce

by Kidkiller_keith June 3, 2018

Da connector

The connection from the shaft to the scrotum.

Yeah girl suck that dick until you get to da connector.

by Jojoluv12 June 4, 2018