Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

Lana Del Rey Coded

An object/person/place that gives of the energy or aesthetics of singer Lana Del Rey.

Girl you legit so Lana Del Rey coded, period!

by girlexplainingxoxo August 12, 2024

Queen of Comedy

The queen of comedy is Lucille Ball. She lead the way for Carole Burnett, Marlo Thomas, Mary Tyler Moore, Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher, and Debra Messing.

Lucille Ball is the queen of comedy, she is amazing.

by OG Daddy December 28, 2024

Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.

Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."

by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

Our little comedian

A phrase used when someone, usually young, thinks they're funny after telling a terrible joke.

Our little comedian 🥀💔

by a_random_user May 2, 2025

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025