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Computer Ninja

The Ninja and a computer virus have many in common.

-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles

-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer

-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns

-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer

-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja

-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.

-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
Example:

Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved

Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!

Dude1:????

Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!

Dude1:n?

Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
by WayOfDaShadowarrior March 11, 2012
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Compulsive Bullshitter

Someone who lies consistantly about anything big or small.
Usually "bigs up" personal experiences/gains
Compulsive Bullshitter would say:

"i have a £35k diamond encrusted rolex in a safety deposit box" or "i am Steve Irwins childs god parent yet i didnt go to the funeral"

AKA Nick West
by Truth master August 9, 2012
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computer junkie

a computer junkie plays on the pc all day he wakes up with the monitor and goes to sleep with the monitor. he probably browses the internet all day and plays video games.
by superman2324 January 30, 2016
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computer nerd

someone, around 18-50, who knows what this means:
std::cout << "only l33t hax0r computer nerds will get this";
by some hackerman January 26, 2019
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Communasty

Originating in Appleton, WI, communasty is a term used widely to describe the large population of car-less, usually homeless, coffee drinking, hand rolling cigarettes, crust punks in the area. Communasty was derived from the words "communism" and "nasty" because that's what they all are. Nasty communists.
Lacy: "Did you hear about how anti-establishment and punk rock and cool Dan and Scott are? Everything they say is super important. It's like they're preaching the truth!"
Cassie: "Yeah, they're totally communasty."
by Lace Face January 8, 2008
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Campus Bed-Spread

A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.

Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy
Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes

Im like..so drunk right now

I dont give a fuck

I like...the best at giving head
by The Right Guy. September 27, 2010
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combustible

A sexually attractive.. you want to play with his fire ;)
matt is so fucking damn combustible i just wanna ignite his fire
by Me August 18, 2003
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