Calumed

A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

by precoom February 23, 2021

Clum

Short for clumped up cum.

Visa vi if you put it in a jar (many loads) and leave it in the boiling sun for naught 3 hours then you shall produce a nice, sadly reduced amount of clum. Like a pokemon evolving into its greater form.

Ahh i see youre trying to make some clum, todays a little cloudy dont you think?

by Tate mcgay September 4, 2021

Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

columbus

a person who steals credit for stuff that other people discover. like how the real columbus stole credit for finding america when the native american's found it first.

"congradulations, i just pulled a columbus on you!"

by lisha January 8, 2005

fifth column

Fifth column is a group of people invading a country in a stealthy way. If everything goes well in a period of time the numbers outweigh the native people then the fifth column rise up and and take over the territory or country.
Fifth column examples: Muslims into England, Spain & France. Mexicans into the United States, California, Texas & New Mexico. Fall of the Roman Empire.

Mexicans are the fifth column.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

Columbus

Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.

I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all.

by exitandpanic January 13, 2007

Clumb

Clumsy and Dumb combined into one clever word!

"Dude Andrew is now called clumb" Alex Kreker
"Indeed" Regicide
Alex then proceeds to spontaneously chocke Regicide, it makes him sad.

by Regicide August 11, 2004