colon roach

A person who licks/eats ass.

The boy scout leader was a colon roach.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

Colin Oscar P

Awesome pun name that sounds like colonoscopy.

Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*

by Mitchell_88 February 21, 2010

Colon Demon

A way of describing a massively terrible bowel movement and/or constipation.

Also synonymous with "Alcohol Shits"

I was in the bathroom for half an hour with "colon demons"

I have a terrible case of "colon demons", I can't wait to get home.

After the party last night I suffered from a bad case of "colon demons"

by DaschsMeister March 25, 2010

colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

Colin

An insufferable douche nugget that cups the balls at every opportunity. Synonymous with the following terms:

Fudge-packer
Nancy
Shim
Peasant
Console Gaming queer bait
Momma's boy

Often asked why the best part of him is still rolling down his daddy's leg.

You get the point

You knew it was Colin, when you heard his head hitting the bottom of the desk if your boss's office.

by DaCheeseBruh August 3, 2017

colino

A person how is in pretty high.

This slang is used in situations where people is smoking marihuana.

That men is pretty colino
Ese tipo esta muy colino

by lorena.novoa2 November 20, 2017