cock musk

The manly odor that is exuded from the butthole, which exemplifies the essence of maleness. (a fart). In an ideal world, cock musk would serve as a powerful aphrodisiac for women.

I was initially attracted to John, but once I got a whiff of his cock musk, I couldn't keep my hands off of him.

by Pavan Sriprasad February 23, 2008

cock holster

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006

cock fister

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.

Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.

by April Ann February 2, 2004

cock-n-ball politics

any type of politics that is equivalent to the gesture of grabbing your cock and balls as a show of brute masculinity and power.

"The americans have once again managed to piss off most of the world with their cock-n-ball politics concerning(insert international political issue here)."

by C.W. Anderson III September 20, 2005

Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007

Cock Craving Cum Hound

A woman who hunts for men that are willing to put there huge meat rockets in any bodily oriphus and then spray her down with gallons upon gallons of hot, sticky cum.

Hey Wendy, how was that gang bang last night? You are such a cock craving cum hound!

by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009

cock portfolio

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

by HOEL November 9, 2010